Mars bars

Have fun at the bar, and remember to drink - and dance - responsibly.

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00:00: [Foreboding orchestral music]; [Gustav Holst: Mars, the Bringer of War]
00:22: [Music]; [Elgar: Pomp and Circumstance (Land of Hope and Glory)]
00:32: This is New Albion on Mars.
00:36: We have a number of small breweries producing; excellent alcoholic beverages.
00:41: These may may be sold by and for; consumption only at licensed premises.
00:48: Licensed hours are between 8 and 11 o'clock on
00:51: weekday evenings, with extensions possible on; Friday and Saturday nights.
00:57: Many of New Albion's bars open all day serving; food and non-alcoholic drink.
01:03: Dancing at larger New Albion bars -
01:07: such as the venue 'Nights of Cydonia' -; is a popular night out.
01:11: Lower gravity lends itself to shuffle and; breakdance styles, and there's nearly always
01:16: someone willing to risk opprobrium by; trying a back-flip.
01:21: By the same token, dances that involve moving; from place to place are less popular due to
01:26: the increased difficulty of avoiding collision.
01:31: Have fun at the bar, and remember to drink -; and dance - responsibly.
01:38: [Dissonant clashing orchestral music]; [Gustav Holst: Mars, the Bringer of War]
01:57: [orchestral music continues]